So just to keep ya up to date with the latest happenings...
Mum regaled me with this banter between her and Leigh...
Leigh: Pip's boyfriend is a lollipop man, who has a lollipop man for a boyfriend, I ask you?
Mum: Haha, we all do, cos we're all suckers! ... We believe their promises and their charming chit chat... we're just suckers!
Also...
Mum and Brendon were talking about what God considers to be an abomination
Brendon: what about dyslexia, is that an abomination?
Mum: No, it if was, it He would've spelt it out.
Roc and Lauren went to AIDS candlelight memorial, Lauren was VERY confused about why there were so many men in a church - and so well dressed - and so few Africans, read the programme a little bit more, saw there was a performance from a group called 'homophones' and worked it out...
Lauren later suggested that we should play the penis game when there was an awkward silence in the foyer after the service. Roc didn't know what the penis game was, came to all sorts of incorrect conclusions and looked at Lauren with utter horror!
(NB penis game is where one person whispers penis and the other people playing have to say it louder than the previous person until you end up yelling penis at the top of your lungs!)
AND this is georgie's diagram to show how Roc and I were feeling the other day when she was suggesting all kinds of crazy... this bit in the middle that you can't really read says that 'we're agreeing with you, we're just scared'
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Playing cards
Peter: you had all the good cards and you still didn't play them right!
Brendon: But I won!
Peter: A blind baboon could've won with those cards!
Kieran gives James a wet willy in his ear
James: Ew yuck! I hope that wasn't your finger!
Lauren and Brendon talking about riding a bike...
L: riding a bike is a good life skill
B: but it's not a life or death situation
L: but what if Japan invades and says that you must all ride bikes???
B: It's highly unlikely that they are going to come all the way down here and tell us to ride bikes!
L: yes, but what if they come and demand all of their cars back!?
i like your outlandish thinking :)
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